[Joystiq] Uwe Boll is adapting everyone's favorite video game, Bloodrayne 3

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[Joystiq] Uwe Boll is adapting everyone's favorite video game, Bloodrayne 3

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 04:30 PM

At the risk of being repeatedly pawnched, we think we can accurately describe all of Uwe Boll's video game-based films as "wretched." However, we've got a theory for why that is -- his attempt to adhere to the plot of these games limited his otherwise limitless directing potential. Fortunately, that won't be a problem on his next film project: Bloodrayne 3: Warhammer, a film based on a video game which does not exist.

We'll contact Majesco to find out if this means another Bloodrayne title is secretly in the works -- but let's be honest, now. This sounds a lot like some good ol' fashioned Bollnanigans. Bollshines. Bollduggery.

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